Title: ROBOX 9000: The Musical

I. The Death of ROBOX 9000?

They threw him away.
ROBOX nine triple-O I'm afraid.
And now it seems I've lost my dreams.
Oh no.

But the update must go on.
(The update must go on)

II. Reflecting on Updates Past

Oh ROBOX, My ROBOX, will you update with me?
My ROBOX, a cardboard box, please oh please just talk to me.
Oh ROBOX, my robot box, guide towards my destiny.

III. A Plea to ROBOX

It was late October and, you were by my side.
ROBOX how I long to look you in your robot eyes.
A magic marker expression drawn on your cardboard face.
ROBOX I need you now to set my update straight.

I MUST UPDATE, SITE.
I MUST UPDATE.

IV. The Triumphant Return of ROBOX 9000

The ROBOX is a here and alive. (Oh oh oh)

(My ROBOX has returned again.)