Title: My bestfriend Stan

Well once I had a hotdog.
A hotdog friend named Stan.
But late last night I got hungry,
and I boiled my friend Stan.

Oh Stan
Stan
I ate my bestfriend Stan

Well late last summer in a park,
I was stuck in quite a jam. (oh no!)
That's when I met my bestfriend Stan.

Oh Stan
Stan
I met my bestfriend Stan

He said from a distance: "Hey what are you doing?"
I said: "I'm stuck in a jam."
He said: "Hey, maybe I can help you get out of that jam."

Oh Stan
Stan
helped me out of a jam.

So I said: "Thank you Stan, you are quite the man." (quite the man)
And he said to me: "But I'm a hotdog. I am not a man."

Oh Stan
Stan
you are not a man.

Well I once had a bestfriend.
My bestfriend's name was Stan. (what a guy)
But late last night I got hungry,
and I boiled my friend Stan.

Oh Stan
Stan 
Stan was my bestfriend.